Okay, yes, I still use the word “cool”. Usually not as a genuine enthusiastic adjective to describe something I like (“Mad Men is so cool”), but more to say something is okay by me, but I don’t really feel that strongly about it, honestly (“Sure, CB, it’s cool if I work alone this afternoon.”) When I’m describing something I really like, I use words like: the bomb, awesome, epic, insane, bodacious, and variations on -tastic, like asstastic or dragtastic, etc. When I’m describing something I hate, I use words like tragic, busted, budget, terrible, horrible, f-cked up, sh-tty, horrendous, FUBAR, etc. I don’t think it would occur to me to use “not cool” or “uncool”. But I am not Jennifer Aniston.
So Jennifer was asked about this scandal that broke yesterday – her former hair stylist or whatever was stealing her credit card information (the lady did it to a bunch of people). And all Aniston could muster up was “We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her.” Aniston famously referred to Angelina’s 2007 Vogue interview as uncool – “That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.” Someone get this chick a thesaurus, please.
Jennifer Aniston wasn’t surprised when she heard the news that Beverly Hills beauty salon owner Maria Gabriella Perez was charged with fraud for ripping off credit card information from her A-list clients.
Aniston, 41, said Thursday on ABC’s Good Morning America that she stopped working with Perez, 51, about five years ago.
“We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her,” Aniston said. “I knew something like this would eventually happen because there’s no way you can get away with that. It’s terrible.”
In addition to Aniston, Perez’s celeb clients include Halle Berry, Melanie Griffith and Anne Hathaway. According to a police affidavit, Perez stole $214,000 from actress Liv Tyler alone over a five-month period last year.
Aniston said her damage “wasn’t to the extent of these other girls.”
If convicted on two counts of fraud, Perez (due in federal court Thursday) could spend up to 25 years behind bars.
[From Us Weekly]
Wow, this woman kept credit card info from five years ago? I was looking for a receipt that I lost yesterday! Eh. Seriously though, this woman sounds like a piece of work and I’m glad she got caught. That’s sketchy as hell that she got away with it for so long. Here’s the video of Aniston’s GMA interview. She doing weird stuff with her face and it’s freaking me out a little:
She also talked about the Bill O’Reilly stuff a little bit more, and this time she had a better-prepared sound byte. At first she was sarcastic, saying: “I was actually glorifying 12-year-olds going out there and getting knocked up and doing it by themselves because that’s what I preach.” Then she said, “I just felt it was begging for a response. People say things about me all the time and you go, ‘Oh whatever,’ But this was just not about me, it was also insulting women who are out there doing this on their own.” You know she doesn’t say “oh, whatever.” She says, “Oh, uncool.”
UPDATE: F-ck me, Jennifer also went on Regis & Kelly this morning and she used the word “retard”. Seriously, someone buy her a dictionary and a thesaurus. Here it in context: Regis was talking about her Babs Streisand homage and he said, “You’re playing dress up!” Her response: “Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!” Advocates are now bashing her – here’s one dude’s take on the situation. She should seriously apologize for this. I hope she does.
At first I thought this was just a plain shirtdress, but that dark trim is fug. It looks so dated!
Aniston on August 19, 2010. Credit: Fame.
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